Karl Rove subpoenaed by the US House of Representatives
Karl will be answering questions relating to his involvement with the controversial (read: they were politically motivated/illegal) firings of US Attorneys from the Justice Department. My bet: he may go, but he won’t answer questions, claiming executive privilege. And he’ll go into hiding before he goes to jail. (AFP)
Hillary Plots to Murder … I mean, Hillary Says the Wrong Thing
Ooops! Senator Hillary Clinton accidentaly on Friday when asked about why she doesn’t drop out of the race before June, “My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California.” Oh My. Oh Dear. Oh HilDawg!
Wonkette has Video of Clinton Directing Stephanopoulos to Kill Barry Hussein Obama!! (Not Really)
I laughed out loud and scared my coworkers when I watched this video. Hillary Gives the Order.
Celebrating Veterans on Memorial Day, Bush Offers Insight
President Bush said today in Arlington Cemetery that Veterans are, “an awesome bunch of people and the United States is blessed to have such citizens.” Thank you, commander.
Fox News Anchor Laughs at her own Osama/Obama Assassination Joke
‘When asked her opinion of the recent scandal surrounding some comments made by Sen. Hillary Clinton, which Fox News Anchor Liz Trotta described by saying that, “some are reading [it] as a suggestion that somebody knock off Osama.” Hemmer quickly corrected Trotta, having noticed that she had said “Osama” when she meant “Obama.” At this point, Trotta said, “Obama. Well…both if we could!” Trotta then laughed gleefully.’ (Huffington Post)
THE WIRE Creator Ed Burns discusses the 30 Year Old “War On Drugs” with Reason.com
Slate: Why It’s Harder to Run for President with an “Unsual” Name by Jeff Greenfield
Jimmy Carter: Israel has 150 Nuclear Weapons (London Times)
CNN: Iraq has Teens Train for Suicide Missions
Gallop Poll: Clinton Beats McCain, Obama Ties
Damn. (Rawstory)
There’s more, but I’m scared of the thunderstorm and am leaving. 
